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amma wannan yarinyar ni tamini
sosai, ammafa sai ta zama mai haquri Dan
farhaan akwai fadin rai da fushin bala'e sai kina
haquri kinji yan mata? Ta amsa da to kamar da
gaske, ya sunanki da sauri nace ippatu. Matar ta
maimaita iffaah suna mai dadi! Sai naji tafi kowa
iya sunana yanda ta fada ta wani juya baki,
"kunsan bahaushe baya banbanta "P""F" duk
daya yake kiransu" Maman farhan ta mini nasiha
ta kira yarta farahnax amma shiru bataxob,
dakanta tace muje in nuna mini dakinki da zaki
zauna, tashin hankali koni Jabo dakin ya burgeni
bare wata yar qauye irin iffaaah...
An gaya mata aikin da zatanayi, zata gyaramai
dakinsa tattara mai kaya takai ma mai wanki ya
wanke, ta wanke bayi, ita zata riqa tashinsa da
safe yaje skull. Hummm iffaat kam sarkin bacci
wa zata iya tayarwa daga bacci, Naji matar
gidan ta burgeni cox batada gyama kuma ba
wulaqanci haka mai gidan amma su hatsabiban
yayan yan wulaqanci ne tasan ma korarta zaiyi
Dan bazai iya zama da itaba.
********
Kwanan hajiya Fati hudu da iffaaat anyi sa'a ba
wanda ya tsokaneta bare ta rama, yau zasu bar
naija su koma UK da yarsu farahnax, akabar
farhan da iffaaat a gidan. Da gani jininsu ko
kadan bai haduba amma ba yanda ya iya
mamarshi harda rantsuwa akan cewa bazai
chanza taba, dole yayi haquri koda na shekara
dayane, ya fahimchi yarinyar batada kunya dole
ya saitata.!!
Bayan tafiyar su hajiya ya dawo daga rakiyansu
da yayi a airport ya shigo gidan,
Keeee come here, taxo gabanshi tamai qiqam
kamar ice ta tsaya, Oyaaaa get seat tazauna
bawai ta gane mi ya fada bane kawai a
makarantar boko kamin a korota taji maliminsu
na cewa seat down ta gane cewa acikin biyun
daya na nufin zamame tunda yana fada kowa
yake xaunawa, haka yana cewa come here sai
taga anje gun malami. sai itama tayi hakan,
akayi Sa'a ta gane farhaan ya dauka tanajin
English ganin ya mata Dan biyu ta gane sai ya
fara bayani Hausa da turanci saida yayi yayi
yace have u get me.? Yaga ko motsi batayiba,
ya qara tambaya shiru kakeji yagane aikin banxa
yayi, keee ya daka mata tsawa. Kina jina?? eh
inaji. to mi nace?? Ta harareshi mi kace kuwa?
Duk maganar da nayi bakiji abinda naceba. Ta
tabe baki ai ban dauka dani kakeba to da uban
wa nake, zanci ubanki fa.! ta miqe zunbur ta
nunashi da yatsa kada ka qara zagar min baba
sabida ya rasu idan ka qara zagin babana zan
rama masa kaji na fada maka. Ta murguda baki
ta maka mai harara... Farhaan kam gaskiya
tamai yawa ya tsaya yana kallon baqauya tazo
tanamai rashin kunya har gida wai kuma Yar
aikinsa, anya kuwa tasan WACE CE ITA anan
gidan? ba shakka batasan WACE CE ITA ba nine
xan Sanar da ita WACE CE ITA a gidannan, baice
mata komaiba yaci gaba da kallonsa....
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Na Hauwa M. Jabo.
Ta kalleshi in tafi?? Yayi banza da ita, ta qara
tambayar sa yayi mata banxa, ta kama hanya
zata tafi ya daka mata tsawa, ki dawo ki tsaya
nan, taja ta tsaya kusan 30mnt tana tsaye, ta
gaji zata zauna ya hanata Idan kika zauna sai
na kakkaryaki, tayi tsaki, ta kauda kai, ya qare
abinda yakeyi ina miki magana zakice baki dauka
dake nakeba ko?? To waye a dakin da zanyi
magana dashi? Ta kalleshi a wulaqance da chan
dakake maganar dawa kakeyi?? sau nawa ina
ganinka kana daura hannu a kunne kanata
magana ko kuma kayi yare kana dariya, wani
lokaci ai wata waya kake sakawa a kunnenka
kayita magana kai kadai duk da uban wa kake
magana?
Kaga yanzuma na dauka da ubanda kake
magana farko dashi kakeyi yanxu .
Zunbur ya miqe yayi niyyar mammaketa sai ya
tuna da abinda ummanshi ta fada mai "ban
amince ka daki yar mutaneba marainiyace duk
abin da ta maka kamin waya zan mata magana"
sai ya koma ya zauna ya dun qule hannu itako
tana tsaye ta riqe kunkuminta kamar mai jiran
danbe, ya kalleta wata mummuna qazama da
ita, ya rasa abinda zai fada mata ta gane WACE
CE ITA. ya harareta yaja dogon tsaki, to ki
zauna, ta zauna ya maimata bayanin da ya mata
da dazu, shima dai iskancine yazai ijiye baqauya
kamar wannan yana mata English to amma ai da
yayi na farko ta gane, ya akayi ta gane? Koma
yane ya rage nata..
Yace Inada abokai mata da maxa, kuma ko
wanne yana zuwa nan gidan suna kwana wasu
suna wata daya wasu suna sati biyu idan sunzo
suma duk abinda kike min suma zaki musu
hadda girki idan suna buqata zaki musu. Ni ban
iya girkibafa Malam.! Gidanku basu koya miki
girkiba ? Eh basu koyamin ba, ta fada cike da
tsiwa,sai yayi banxa da ita ya fahimci yarinta na
damunta amma zai gyarata a hankali, ya nuna
mata WACE CE ITA a gidannan, OK ya rage naki,
haka zaki girka musu in sun buqata, tayi banza
dashi Dan tunda take bata taba yiwa goggo
girkiba cox batama zauna gidaba bare tasan
yanda ake girka abinci. Ko girkin murhu bata
iyaba bare na gas, ya qara jaddada mata abinda
umma tace bata ba fita waje, ba wasa da masu
gadi, ba ruwanta da kowa aikinta kawai. za'ayi
shegiya kuwa.!
Yaqare fada mata abinda zai fada mata ta tashi
ta shige dakinta.
Tunda tazo gidan a Leda take kashi sai ta saka
bola idan yayi yawa ta fitar dashi sabida duk
dube dubenta bataga masai a gidan ba, shi yasa
dakinta yake wari Dan bata damu da gyara
komaiba, gurinda kawai akace ta gyara dakin
farhaan take gyarawa....
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Na Hauwa M. Jabo
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Ranar farko da farhaan yayi baqo wani abokinsa
da sukayi karatu a UK. Tare sunyi missing din
juna, farhaan yanata addu'a kada wannan
kucakar ta fito ta kwafsa mishi Dan ya lura
kanta rawa yakeyi ba kadanba, suna tsaka da
gaisawa sai gata ta fito. Kamar an korota daga
daki, Ku tashi zan goge nan gurin! Ta fada ba
tareda ta kallesuba, Tafara share palon, meene
kebakiga inada baqo bane,? maza ki bacemin da
gani har ta fara shara tajiyo tsawan da ya daka
mata ta miqe tsaye, tana yatsina fuska kai
bakasan lokacin aiki na bane da zaka kwaso
tarkacen abokanka kazo dasu Ku hanani aiki..!
Habawa Ya wanke ta da mari tashin hankali..!
ta dauki bokitinta na ruwan dattin data goge
sauran guraren dasu, ta watsawa abokinsaA
fuska, tunda shine silar adaketa, ta matsa daga
nesa tana jiran hukuncin da za'amata da Wanda
itama zatayi Dan bata yafiya, dukansu sun rasa
abinyi abokinsa ya fara bala'e ya zaka zauna da
mahaukaciya farhaaah, bakasan hadarin
hakabane? Wannan wata rana zata iya kasheka
wallahi, tana shigowa palon nagane batada
hankali, Kaine Mara hankali baniba tana zazzare
ido kamar lecturer ya titsiye jabo a clss bata iya
karatuba, farhaan zaije gunta abokinsa yariqe
hannunsa, cool down my man. Akwai banbanci
tsakanin mai hankali da mahaukaci nasan da
tanada hankali bazata taba yimin hakaba, muje
daga ciki inyi wanka in chanja kaya kawai.
Baqin ciki ya hana farhaan magana ya rasa
yanda zaiyi, Dole ya nuna mata WACE CE ITA a
gidannan. Abokinsa yaja hannunsa suka wuce
daki ita kuwa hajiyar tachi gaba da aikinta.
((Allah ya tsaremu da aikin jahili da baqauye.))
ta gyara gunda ta jiqe da ruwa kamar bata
zubarba, aikin ma fa yinsa kawai takeyi amma
ba abinda ta iya bayi ruwa kawai take sakawa
ta dauraye duk da cewa umma ta nuna mata
wasu abunuwan, gadonsa kuwa sai Wanda ya
gani da yake shima gwanine gun shiririta haka
yake kwanciya akan gadonsa shi warine kawai
bayaso.
Bayan abokinsa ya tafi ya kwala mata kira ta
fito ya nunata da yatsa wallahi yau sai kin bar
gidannan Dan ba gidan ubanki bane, ko in
hallakaki matsayaciya kawai, tofaaa ran ta ya
baci ta tsani a zagi babanta ta kebe baki, ai bani
nakawo kaina gidan na ubankaba, ubanka ya
kawoni sai ka bari idan ubanka ya dawo sai ya
maidani gidan ubana kamar yanda ya daukoni,
ta fada cike da gadara da rashin tsoro. Sai ya
saki baki yana kallonta ta juya ta koma dakinta
ya bita da kallo,
Ita kanta tasan zata iya gayawa farhaaah ko
wace irin magana amma bata taba kawo ta kulla
masa sharri ko daya a zuciyantaba, haka kawai
yake bata tausayi kajifa..
Maamanshi ya kira, umma wallahi yau sai na
babbala wannan qazamar yarinyar batada
amfanin komai, umma dai nata bashi haquri dan
tasan zai rina, nan ya kwashe duk abinda ya
faru ya gayawa umma ita kanta umma ta jinjina
wa wannan yarinyar da Karen aikinta. amma
bata nunawa dantaba ta bashi haquri da kuma
yimai kashedin ya fita hanyarta Kuma kada ya
qara sa mata hannu, tace yakaiwa iffaaat waya,
waye iffaaat umma?? Itayarinyar mana,
baimasan sunantaba sai yau, kullum da yake
kullum da keee yake kiranta ya kwala mata kira
ta fito ya bata waya yaga dai batasan wayaba
bata Masan yanda ake amfani da wayarba sai
kawai ya sa speaker, taji ana kiran sunanta a
ciki, farko ta dauka radio ne yake magana sai
taji ana kiran sunanta habawa.... Ta wugar da
wayar Da gudu ta koma daki jikinta na rawa abin
ya bashi dariya sosai, sai ya bita dakin yana
shiga wani qarni da wari ya tarbeshi ya kasa
numfashi ya dawo Palo ya qara kiranta dagyar
tafito, ni kaina Jabo abin ya bani mamaki Dan
kuwa iffaaat ko lokacinda aka kaisu police
station bataji tsoronda taji yanxuba Ashe Akwai
abinda take tsoro.......
Mujeee zuwa muji ta'addancin da zatamai kamin
tafara..
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Na Hauwa M. Jabo
Ta samu guri ta rakube nesa dashi, ya daure
fuska ki karba umma zatayi magana dake, ina
ummar? Magana take kuka kuka Ya zanyi
magana da ita? Ki karba nace jiki na rawa duk
ta rude ta karbi waya, ki daura a kunne takuwa
danna waya a kunne,tayi mutuwar tsaye, Tana
tsoron kar ta jata, wayar ma a juye ta daurata
sai ya shareta, to kiyi magana, kamin tayi
magana sai taji an sake kiran sunanta har zata
wurgar da wayar sai kawai ta daure ta amsa, jiki
na rawa, sundan gaisa, nan dai umma ta mata
magana akan ta daina yiwa yayanta rashin
kunya duk abinda yakeso ta mishi, ta amsa da
to zata daina, amma hajiya kice ya daina
dukana,!! gaban abokansa yake dukana kamar
jakar gidansu, duka.!? Eh, kuma kullum saiya
zagi margayi babana bayan na fada mishi
babana ya rasu yadaina, amma kullum saiya
zageni, kwallata ta cika mata ido batason a zagi
babant ko kadan. umma taji haushi sosai ta bata
haquri tace zatamai magana,daganan tadan
bata labari har tana dariya, tama manta da
tsoronda takeji,, haushi ya kama farhaan ya kira
amata fada, ta bige dakai qaranshi, har tanata
dariya, tana dariya shiko ya qura mata I do yana
kallon haqoranta da sukayi wani tsatsa, ta qare
ta kawo mai tana dariya ya kalleta ke wai laka
kikeci hala,kinga yanda haqoranki sukayi tsatsa
kuwa? Ta harareshi, ba laka naciba kashi
nakecii, tayi tsaki ta wuce dakinta, ya bita da ido
cike da takaicinta to waima miye amfanin kiran
umma da nayi? Gashi ba abinda ya chanza! Kalli
ko second goma ba'ayiba ta qara yimin rashin
kunya, shima yayi tsaki lallai an hadashi da
qaddara kuma umma tace sai ta dawo
za'achanzamai ita, nanda shekara daya kenan
lallai zaici uban yarinyar nan kuwa, dole ya nuna
mata WACE CE ITA, a duniya ya rasa horon da
zaimata taji haushi ko zata Dan natsu, ya kira
kukunsu yace daga yau kada ya qara yin girki da
ita, okay sir,
******
Da yamma mutuniyar taku ta tashi daga bacci
ta nufi kitchen taga wayam ba abinci da Rana
ma batachi komaiba yanxuma bataci komaiba,
tana tsaye saiga farhaan ya shigo, abincin sa a
shirye kamar yanda aka saba hadamai amma ba
nata ta kalleshi fuska a yatsine, Ina abincina?
Nine mai miki girki? Ko ni nasaba girka miki?
Karki manta kema yar aikinace so ki kula kisan
abinda kikeyi a gidannan ya bone. Ta kalleshi
rai a bace to dan ina Yar aikinka sai akayi mine?
Sai kada in nemi abincinda zanci? Ta kalleshi Ni
yanxu mixanchi ? Yana kai spoon a baki ya
tauna ba tare daya kalletaba Kici halinki ko ki
girka da kanki idan kin matsu,.! Tofa yau
za'aqure iffaaat yan mata......
[5:00PM, 4/27/2015] .: WACE CE ITA..?? 13
Na Hauwa M. Jabo
Ta kalli kitchen din ko za'akasheta ba abinda
zata iyayi a bayan buda fridge ba abinda ta iya,
kuma ga wasu abubuwa kamar fridge akai taga
ana girki. Za'ayi shegiya kuwa.ta kalleshi taga
yana kai loma hankalinsa kwance., tayi tunanin
ko ta barar mai da abincin da yake ci a jikinsa
sai kuma ya bata tausayi, kawai saita rakube
saida ya kammala Wanda ya rage shi tacinye....
****
Tafiya ta kama farhaan zuwa Lagos, ya tafi
satinsa daya baidawoba. tun ranar da ya tafi
batachin abinci saidai tabuda fridge duk abinda
taga nacine ta dauko ta chinye, cikenta ya
lallace kullum tana hanyar bayi, to anachin
abinda ba'asaba Chiba wasu kuma ba bisa
Qa'ida ake cinsuba duk wani abu da tagani mai
Dan gishiri gishiri da zaqi zaqi ta gama dashi.
Kaihar saida ta qare chiye chiyen takai batada
abincin da zatachi yau.
kwananta biyu bataci komaiba yunwa na
Neman ta hallakata.. tunda tazo gidan bata
taba koda fita wajen Palonba daga daki sai Palo
sai kitchen, batamasan qofar da ake fitaba...
Aranta taji ta fita haka ta biyo hanya tabi nan ta
leqa chan har tayi karo da qofar fita, ta baya ta
fita, Habawa, tayi murmushi taga S pool aranta
tace wato gidan nan hadda qaramin kogi sukeda,
ta waiga ta hango lanbu komai yaji fruit duk sun
nuna wasu sun fado a qasa Habawa tayi ciki da
sauri taci ayaba son ranta saida ta qoshi,
sannan ta kwance Dan kwalinta tayo guxuri ta
fito har zata wuce taga yanda ruwan nan sukayi
sky colour sai suka bata sha'a ta tu6e ta fada
tayi wanka sosai gata gwanar iya ruwa, gashi,an
Dade ba'ahaduba ta Dade a ruwan sannan ta
fito, dama tunda umman su farhaan ta tafi
batayi wankaba kwana goma kenan, ta fito cike
da nishadi an samu banxa, dagyar ta gane
hangar komawa daki taje ta chanxa tufafi tunda
wayannan sun jiqe, tana zaune Palo a qasa ta
miqe qafafu ta saka fruits dinta tsakiyar qafafu,
tanashan mangoro abin sai Wanda ya gani,taji
qamshin turare hadi da dariya koda ta duba
farhaan da wata mata yar gayu da qananan jaya
a jikinta tasha attach fuskannan tasha fenti
bakinnan yaji janbaki, ta rurungumo farhaan,
tana mai shagwaba suna ta dariya, sun bata
haushi haka kawai, ta miqe da dariyanta
tagaishesu a tunaninta matarsace, matar ta
mata kallon tsana da gyama ta kalleta a
wulaqance ta zubar, hooney miya kawo almajirai
a gidannan bayan kace min ba kowa dagakai sai
masu aiki biyu. Wai itama mai aikinace, .matar
ta wani jaa da baya honey wannan din?? Aiko
hanyar databi bana son nabi tana magana
ayangace tana wani rungumoshi, ran iffaaat ya
bace tuni tasha magani aranta tace Dan an
samu an gaishesu suke yiwa mutane wulaqanci
ba matar shi bace ko uwarshice tamin iskanci
zanci zan rama, taja wani dogon tsaki,ta
murguda baki ta wucesu, hooney kana kallo mai
aikin gidanku abinda ta mini...??
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Na Hauwa M.Jabo
Kiyi haquri tanada matsalar gwagwalwane, ta
wani zare ido kana nufin mahaukaciya kake
rayuwa,?? Haba Hoooney wannan ai gangancine
ta fada da qarfi, har saida iffat tajiyota, ta waigo
ta zare ido gasu masha Allah idonta, ido cikin
ido tace; waye mahaukaciya?? Rufee ta rungume
farhaan da qarfi kiyi haquri badake nakeba, rufee
dai taji tsoro, hankalinta ya tashi qarshe taqi
zama gidan tace sai dai ya kaita hotel Dan
bazata zauna da mahaukaciyaba ta hallakata.!
Haka dai rufee ta hana farhaan zama gida duk
gajiyar daya kwaso saida yakaita hotol, kuma ta
hanashi dawowa kar mahaukaciya tamai illa sai
gobe da dare ya lallabata ya dawo gida, iffaaat
dai fruits dinta takeci dare da rana amma taji jiki
ba kadan ba har ta chanxa kala, kullum tana
hanyar bayi tana gudawa.
Dan ma Allah yasa ba irin zainb khalifa bace mai
shegen ci da ba haka ba..
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Yana isowa ta fashe mai da kuka wallahi saika
maidani gida!! angayamaka banida gata zata
ijiyeni ba abinci wallahi saika maidani gidanmu
ta riqe mai gefen riga tana kuka, anyi arziki
bataci kwalarshibama. sai yanxu ya kula da ta
Dan chanza kamar ta tame ta qara duhu ya tuna
da cewa ya hana abata abinci.! Girjinsane ya
buga to me takeci tsawon kwana 9?? Ya kalleta
sai kuka take sai ta bashi dariya kuma, Ashe
kawai abinda zaisaa wannan shu'umar kuka, yaji
dadi aransa ko banxa ya rage baqin cikin ta
kuma dama Dan ya bata wahala ya mata
hakan..
Sorry iffaaahh, na manta dana hana abaki
abinci, to mi kikeci kullum,?? bansaniba ta fada
a yatsine wato kai ka yahana a bani abinci,
wallahi Dana sani da ban mai kukaba duk a zuci
take maganar.!!
Kiyi haquri kinji, tana kallo ya kira kukunsa yace
a riqa girki da ita,tace bazanciba gida zaka
maidani, bai kulataba ya wuce abinsa.
Bayan kwana biyar farhaan ya sallami rufee,
Kwana na shida yazo da wata matar,
Itama yar gayuce irin rufee saidai wannan tafi
kyau, koda suka shigo iffat na goge Palo,
yarinyar ta kalleta ke kawo min ruwa mai sanyi.!
Ta fada a gajiye tafada kan kujera ta zauna iffat
ko kamar batajitaba, aranta tace dama matansa
biyu yaro dashi sai mata, baijira amsar iffat ba
Dan yasan halinta sarai batada kirki, yanda ya
gaji bazai iya fita nemawa ramsy hotel ba, ya
dauko mata ruwan ya kawo mata kixo mushiga
daga ciki kinga ana aiki anan ka shiga idan na
huta zan shigo ta fada alalace,
Ya wuce yabarta tana danna waya amma ranshi
baiso barintaba, kee mai aiki idan kin gama kizo
ki matsamin qafafuwana....
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Na Hauwa M Jabo
Nan ma Tayi banxa da ita har ta qare aikinta,
tana neman ficewa palon, ta kalli iffat kizo ki
danna min hadda bayana kiyi min a hankali Na
gaji sosai, tana magana a wahalce irin ta gaji
dinnan, iffat nan ma ko ta mata banza ta fara
waqar ta badi ba rai soyayyar jigon rayuwa da
amana...... kusan kullum sai iffaat ta yi wannan
waqar Dan tana bala'en Sonta kuma baiti biyu
ta iya tun aqauyensu, ramcy taji shiru, ke kodai
kurmace ke? Kurmane kuma zaiyi waqa,! Kee
Ana magana kinyi banza da mutane, iffaat
Tamata kallon wulaqanci, shi mijin naki yace
miki aikina kenan danne dannen matansa??
Aikina biyune zuwa uku hajiya batace in ma
matansa tausaba.! ta miqe zaune Ke marar
kunyar yarinya, kina kallon mutane kamar kina
kallon kashi, wai ma Waye matar tasa? Zan miki
display a gidannan kuwa, iffat kam bata ko
kalletaba taja tsaki ta wuce dakinta, ramcy a
fusace ta tashi taje dakin farhaan, har ya fara
bacci ihunta ya tayar dashi, ya zaku ijiye mai
aiki Mara kunya a cikin gida yarinya har tana
mini tsaki.! Yadanja tsaki ya rasa abinda zaice,
aransa yace ki godewa Allah data tsaya akan
tsaki, bayason ta fahamci koshi iffat ba ragawa
takeyiba, cool down baby ba girman ki bane kina
fada da mai aiki in kin kula yarinyace, xata qara
magana ya janyota ya rungemeta.... nidai jabo
danaga abin zaifi qarfina sai kawai na bar musu
daki nayo waje.
Guraren maqreeb suka farka daga bacci suka
fito yunwa ta addabesu ya nema musu snack
suci, ramcy tace indomie take so tachi, kuku
kuma bayanan, to miye amfanin wannan
yarinyar? Basai ta girkamin ba, no ki barshi xan
girkamiki farhaan ya fada yana miqewa Dan
yasan iffaat zubar mai da mutunci zatayi, ramcy
dataga dai da gaske zai mata girkinne sai tace
ta fasa amma zuciyarta fall da tunanin miye
amfanin yar aikin, suna zaune suna hiransu suna
dariya iffaat ta taso tazo gabansu ta wuce, wani
warin datti ya daki hancin ramcy tace; kai amma
wannan yatinya na wari! Ta toshe hanci, iffat ta
waigo taceni nake wari? Farhaan yace ke ki
matsa ki baiwa mutane guri,an fada kina wari
qaryane bakya warin? Shima kallon banxa ya
mata yaci gaba da hiranshi, ran iffat ya baci
matuqa, ba'ataba fada mata hakaba wai tana
wari sai yau, ko qauye su dijee da rukayya ne
ake cewa suna wari ba wanda ya taba CE mata
tana wari ta wuce fauuuuuh kamar guguwa ta
tasooo, tana zuwa daki ta fara tunanin abinda
zatama matar farhaan ta rama, cox taji haushin
abinda ta fada mata, itaf ta dauka matarshice,
batasan matan banxa bane, tayi wata dariya
mugunta an samu idea ta miqe tsaye taje
kitchen ta dauko man gyada, tayi zaune duk ta
gogo gurin da ba carpet dashi tayis sai maiqo
yake yaji oil sosai, cox ta taba zubarda man
gyada a kitchen tafadi har sau biyu sai ta gane
cewa yana fadar da mutum, ita kanta da
tsantseni take tafiya har takai wani guri ta
zauna, ba'ajimaba kuwa saiga ramcy an fito da
kayan bacci kamar tsirara, tana fitowa daki tana
yatsine yatsine, sai wayanta tayi qara
juyawanda zatayi ta dauko wayan, kikajita
teeeeem ramcy anfadi qasa ansha qasa, ta fadi
saman hannunta tayi wata qara, iffat ta
gyalgyale da dariya, tazo kanta tana kallonta
tana dariya, ramcy kuwa sai kuka takeyi tace da
bana wari Dana taimakeki Amma ina tsoron in
saka miki warina .......
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Na Hauwa M. Jabo
Maimakon ta dagata din amma ina sai dariya
takeyi, ramcy sai kuka take tana ki taimakeni
iffaat taci gaba da wa qarta ta badi barai, tayi
sauri ta goge duk gunda ta saka mai,ramcy nata
kiranta ta taimakamata amma iffaat kamar ma
batajiba, hankalinta kwance, ramcy ta rarrafa
taja jiki ta dauko wayanta ta kira farhaan ta
gayamai faduwan da tayi da dariyar da house
girl dinsa tamata ba'ajimaba saiga farhaan da
Dr. Sunzo Dr. ya duba ramcy akace hannunta da
qafarta sun targade, farhaan yaje dakin iffaat
batanan yaje ko ina batanan kamar daga sama
ya ganta ta chiko dan kwali da fruit lambu taje
kenan, tana qarasowa ya wanketa da mari.!saida
abinda ta debo ya watse, Ke dan ubanki Mara
tarbiyar inace ke?? Mace ta fadi Dan bakida
tausayi idan baki taimaketa kin dagataba ai
bakya mata dariyaba, Dan Kinga ina gyaleki a
gidannan kike abinda kikaga dama, karfa ki
manta ke ba kowa bace illa yar aiki, kuma
wallahi zan riqa chin ubankine, wawuya Mara
tarbiya.!! Ya fada a hasale ya wuce daki gun
ramcy, ranshi a bace yaci gaba da rarrashinta...
ran mata ya bace ga duka ga zagin chin
mutunci, ta fashe da kuka, ta fito harabar gida
ta rakube wani guri tasa kanta a cikin chinya ta
fara kuka, kuka take sosai cox ranta ya bala'en
baci ba'ataba samun nasara akantaba irin
wannan wato duk dabarar da zatayi dan ta rama
abin da ya mata ta sai taji yana bata tausayi
bazata iyaba, shegiyar matar ya kamata ta qara
yiwa wani sharrin, haka taci gaba da kuka har
farhaan ya fito zaikai ramcy asibiti ya sameta
anan ya zabga mata harara ya wuce abinshi, har
sukaje suka dawo tana kuka sai ta bashi tausayi
yaje ya ijiye ramcy ya dawo, kewai mi kikeyi
anan,? ki tashi ki shiga ciki kinzo kina ma
mutane kuka, tayi banza dashi yayi yayi tun
yana fada fada har ya dawo rarrashinta, har ya
gaji taqi daina kuka kuma taqi tashi, ya gaji ya
koma chikin gida, iffat dai ta gaji da kuka tayi
bacci anan, har gari ya waye guraren 9 farhaan
zaije skull yaganta anan kwance ya rasa yanda
zaiyi da ita sai kawai ya dauketa a hankali
yakaita Palo saman kujera ya shinfidar, ita kuma
ramcy tana Palo zaune saman keken guragun
da aka bata, tamai kallon tuhuma waye ka
dauko, sheeeeeeee, ya dora yatsansa akan
lebensa yace kada tashi, banganeba yar aikice
kake dauka, yace batada lafiya, jiya sabida
abinda na mata akan ki waje ta kwana. Ramcy
tace then so what Dan ta kwana a waje, ya bata
amsa da then so keep quiet kada ta tashi nace!
Tamai kallon tuhuma farhaan ka gaya min WACE
CE ITA??
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Na Hauwa M.Jabo
Ya kalli ramcy kallon bangane mi kike nufiba, ya
tambayeta WACE CE ITA?? Eh wace ce e ita.!!
Wace ce ita kuwa bayan house girl dina, yayi
guntun tsaki, ki kula kada ki tayar da ita bacci
ba tada lfy, ya bata amsa ya fita abinshi, house
girl ce hadda wani daukota,aranta tace yanda
tasan farhaan da gyangyami ba yanda za'ayi ya
kula wannan qazamiyar yarinya, yarinyar da ko
qirqar danki yanxu takeyinsa.
Ta gungura kekenta ta koma dakin farhan.
Farkawan iffaat keda wuya taganta a saman
kujera itada tayi bacci a waje taja tsaki ko wane
aljanine ya daukota ya kawota nan oho? taje
lanbu abinta ta nemi abinda zai qosar da ita taci
ta haye wata qatuwar bishiyan mangoro mai
sanyi bata dadeba ta fara gyangyadi da taga
zata fado sai ta daura Dan kwalinta tayi yanda
bazata fadoba.
Farhaan yayi baqo kuma bayason yaga ramcy
dan ba kowa yasa yana neman mataba, sai
kawai ya janyoshi lanbu dama wasu takardune
zasu cika tare, kusan awa uku sunanan suna
aiki. bayan sun qare suna tadi suna dariya, sai
kawai sukaga abu kaman ruwa saman kan baqo
amma ruwan yellow ne har dai ruwan suka jiqe
takardun da suka cija gabaki daya, takardun da
da suka sha wahala kamin su sami signed su
chika, sun miqe lokaci daya suna kallon sama
cike da mamaki da tsoro coz sun gane ba ruwa
bane fitsarine hadda diminsa... farhaan ne ya
hangota tana sharar barchi, wato fitsarin kwance
takeyi, yaja tsaki kunya da takaici suka isheshi
kawai yaja abokin sa zo muje ciki, abokin yace
minene?? wallahi wani hatsabibin MONKEY muke
dashi, shine ya mana fitsari Dan Allah kayi
haquri muje ciki kayi wanka ka chanza kaya, sai
kuma ya tuna ramcy tana ciki bayason ya
gantane shi yasa yama kawoshi nan ga wannan
sakaran abinda ta musu, yaqara jan wani tsaki,
ya zaiyi dole tasa ya bude mai dayan sashen
gidan yayi wanka yadauko mai kayan sa ya
saka, abokinsa yanata dariya abin ya bashi
dariya matuqa yace farhaan wannan monkey da
gani Dan iskane, farhaan ya murmusa ai
hatsabibancinsa yafi wannan, ta ciki na ciki
bayan ya sallami baqo yazo lanbu yaci qaniyarta
sai kawai yayi karo da ita gefen bishiya tana
wasa da qasa, abinda ya gani ya bashi tsoro
matuqa idonta sunyi suntum kamar jabo tayi
kuka.!
Tana ganin sa ta kauda kai sai ya yazo gurinta,
ya tsuguna umma tana gaisheki tace kiyi haquri
zaginda ake miki,kinji tace in baki waya kuyi
magana, cox yasan duk abinda za'amata taji
haushi baikai a zagi margayin babantaba, yayi ta
mata surutuai ko motsi batayiba bare ta bashi
amsa har ya gaji ya tafi.
Da yamma ta shiga gidan tasan farhaan
bayanan sai ramcy zaune a Yar kekenta ta
guragu tana cin Apple tana ganin iffaat tasha
mur ta toshe hanci, iffaat saida taxo daidai ita ta
wanketa da lafiyayyen mari, ta tureta saman
kujera ta fadi, ta take qafar